It is said – Laughter is v good for health .
Let me tell
u y ?
Well it has
been researched and found out that wen v laugh , a chemical called SEROTONIN
, which is a happy hormone , gets released by the brain in our system in our blood and so wen v laugh , v feel happy and v feel gr8 which in turn adds to our
health n then everything else ..
So LAUGH
< ..Laugh Lots …….
So I have
taken this responsibility to make everone , my fellow human beings , LAUGH AND
MAKE THEM HAPPY.
Or AT LEAST MAKE THEM HAPPIER
………
Thru my
COMEDY>>By COMEDIENNE NEELAM AGARWAL…
My stand up
comedy is light , simple , subtle and
clean . I create my own genres of comedy . my comedy is very different and
innovative , Good or bad , That’s for u to decide.
I write my
own script for my shows and they r usually inspired from my real life
experiences. My stand – up comedy is
usually in hindi , sometimes in English also
.
I have made a lot of different genres of
comedy , a lot of different varities of them .My one show of 30 mins wud
ideally have 3 different types of genres , each genre for abt 10 mins, however
here I m flexible acc to the client’s requirements.
I got into
this industry late in life and this happened by God’s grace. One fine morning ,
a few years back , when I got up , I had
a few thoughts in my mind . I took a pen and started penning my thoughts
on a sheet of paper and I saw that I had written a poem , a humorous one. And
from dere onwards , started my journey of humour writings and of course , followed by
performances ,however , the seeds of humour , in me , I believe had got sowed ,
long back .
I shifted to
Bangalore about 5 years back and I took up a job in an event management company
as an outstation marketing manager. It so happened that once I was narrating an
incident to one of my colleagues that
occurred during my work trip , and she made a v dumb face on which I commented something and that was it – she started laughing. And then kept on laughing , and then I
too laughed and then she laughed more and then me and so on … that day , A
COMEDIAN was Born .
After that
day , every thing that I said dere in office wud b funny , kind of , funny , I
mean . That colleague of mine always laughed at whatever I said . and gradually
everyone started to do the same . and then finally came a day wen the moment I
entered the office premises in the morning , all my colleagues started laughing
the moment they saw my face. And since then I wanted to make people laugh , so probably the roots were sown already but took a little more time
before I cud actually start writing humour.
I was born
and brought up in Kolkata , I m not a Bengali by the way , I m the other
majority population in kol, Marwari and was born wid a silver spoon in my mouth
, or I think , it wud be more appropriate to say , a golden spoon or may be , I shud say , Platinum spoon , as thats more expensive. I hail from
a business class Marwari joint family , having multiple businesses like
factories , tea garden , transport business etc.In one of our factory functions
, the then president Mr. Gyani Zail singh was the chief guest and Mr. Manmohan
Singh , then finance minister of India , had also attened that event . Those
days , we were one of the biggest industrialists , people used to call us – Bigshots , in Delhi., my father was the Chairman cum M.D. of our business and I was
his favourite nd so , pampered too .I
had a personal maid for every need of mine and never stepped out of the house
widout a car and driver.
I was a
typical simple , innocent and naïve school girl and knew nothing more than
getting up , going to school and then
cuming bk , eating , resting , doing home work and sleep off only to
start anodr day with the same routine . I was also a hard core introvert , u cant believe noh .. but yes , its true.
Did my
entire schooling in a Birla School in Kolkata and after that , went to Delhi , joined
Gargi College , Bsc ( botany ) honours .. but now a graduate by correspondence
, in English , B.A. I also did a one year diploma in Interior Design fronm
South Delhi polytechnique , Lajpat nagar ,Then I became a member of Delhi
gliding Club , a life – member , and then got enrolled in the DELHI FLYING CLUB
. I then planned to go to the U S for a
commercial pilot’s license , but cud not get a
visa , thrice it got rejected
then I did a one year diploma course in Travel & tourism and I did v
well dere..Then I did a few odd jobs and
also worked in a few BPO’s in Delhi. there those days while I was working in a Bpo , I was extremely quiet and so v introvert that once one of my colleagues actually commented that - Neelam , At least , sometime, u CAN open yr mouth.
Ultimately ,
a few years bk , wen I got into writing , I realized , yes , I m basically a
CREATIVE person by nature , a passionate person , and so I turned my hobby into
profession . Bcoz unless I like something , I cant do that thing .
So then ,
this is how , a new ME was born , v different . i myself cud have never imagined
that one day , I wud b doing such a thing .
I still
don’t believe that I m a Stand – Up comedian ., Funny Noh , so then cum , Laugh Aloud along with me ,
Ha ha .. Ho
ho ..hee hee , ho ho .. no , I don’t like ho ho .. that’s too men- like .. I m a
female , grace is essential so only the first three ways of laughter is fine
wid me..
Bcoz that’s
wat u r supposed to do wen u see me or hear me or even , Think of me .
The moment u
think of me, U shud start Laughing .. and that’s wat my aim is , as a stand –
up comedian .
I have
created already about 10 – 12 genres of comedy of my own , of different
varities and have also made a comedy cum entertainment show and also poetic
comedy , duo comedy etc...and I have also written a solo comedy skit , a
musical , of 40 mins ,incorporating
bollywood songs and dance sequences, to
b performed alone by me and choreographed and acting also decidedn done by me, alone.
I promise ,
u wl find my comedy v diff and innovative ..
As a person
, I m v strong believer of morals and values and follow them v strictly . To me
, Genuinity is extremely essential and I don’t accommodate any one who has
proved to b dishonest or who doesn’t keep his/her worfds . I don’t like wen
people don’t keep their promises or say lies. I m a gud lie detector too , no
one gets away wid a lie with me and so if anyone tries to lie to me , then def
I cum to know abt it and I never ever associate wid such people , irrespective
of who he/she may be ,which is y I keep telling everyone , plz don’t lie to me ever. .Anyone who offers something or makes a
promise and doesn’t keep it , I hate such people and Never ever Work with them , no matter wat they offer. I don’t
care... It is my ethics , morals and values which r the MOST imp to me in life
, Above ANYTHING else , Even Money , For that matter..I never compromise on
these things no matter wat one offers.
Apart from being a “ funny “ lady , I m also
a v serious person , on the contrary . I m a board member with a hindi weekly
newspaper -, recently launched in Delhi , Maharana Sandesh , chiefly dealing
wid social issues and I support all causes, welfare of mankind is one of my
major life goals .I m both a reporter
cum writer, columnist with this weekly , Though a free- lancer. Soon wl get
registered as a member of the Press club, Bangalore. In the first edition of
the newspaper , Three of my humour poems ( poetic comedy )were published along
wid a picture of mine.
Apart from
this , I also Received an invitation to becum a member of the International
dance Council , affiliated to the UNESCO , having its Head quarters in Paris. I
got nominated for membership directly from the president and membership to
this organization happens only by nomination from the president himself .This
is the highest body for dance in the world and is recognized by all the govts ,
national and international ,all the top
dance organizations etc and has more than 200 countries as its member.I
have not yet completed the formalities of membership and so for now , my name is
listed in the Global Dance Directory .I have also received an invitation from
the President of the Organization to visit their office if I ever happened to b
in Paris.
To add , I
have also made my own brands of comedy for the radio which u wl hear v soon .
This , in
short , is me , A funny , witty lady ..slightly crazy and unconventional ..
that’s my nature , to b unconventional…
To do , Wat
I feel like .. rather than going by the rules of the society ..
I m a free
bird..i have wings to fly and so , I fly …flapping my wings.i go wherever my
wings take me along wid them ... no one
dictates me ..or controls me..
No one tells
me wat to do or wat not to do..
I do wat I
want to do , The way I want to , No one
has a say in wat I do ..
I m my own
master of my life and will…and work..
My work is
my passion ,
Bcoz ,
I have
turned my passion into my
work..
This is me ,
written by me , for me ..
Some live to
work and enjoy ,
I enjoy so
that I cn live to work..
This is again
, Me
Written by
me , for me..
Lastly ,
TO THINK ,
DREAM, WRITE, CREATE AND INNOVATE
IZZZZZ Meeeeeeeee….
N this is
not ALLLL……
DERE”S LOTS
MORE TO B SAID N HEARD ..
TO B
DISCOVERED..
“I M N
INTELLIGENT N INTERESTING COMBINATION CUM CREATIVITY BIRD
BITH( with) BOTH, BEAUTY BITH( with) BRAINS “
This Again ,
in short is me .
Attached r a
few of my’ small simple sample’ of my jokes,
The more
complicated ones r for u to see yourrself , witness and laugh at the venue..
Ha ha ..h Ee
hee …
Lol!!
Lol!!
P.S. This
write-up has been written and created and composed by me , everything in it
including the poems r written by me myself for me, myself
THANX FOR
READING MEEE,
COMEDIeNNE
NEELAM AGARWAL,
YR HUMBLE Laughter- BUDDY FOR LIFE ..LAUGH , LAUGH , LAUGH NOH HA HA HA !!!
