Sunday, 21 July 2013

a simple exercise developed by me for back and abs, eyes .

CAUTION: High BP or Heart Patients or suffering from any odr serious disease, pl consult yr docctor before doing them .

The exercise is v simple.
 all u got to do is to sit at the end of   the single bed of a single cot in such a way that wen u lie down on the bed, yr upper body and yr lower body r on opposite sides of the bed , as in yr feet and yr body r hanging on the floor from the two sides of the bed.   u wl have to do this a little carefully , especially if u r a too heavy weighted coz then u might loose balance. yr legs shud b such that yr feet r touching the ground  and then just lie down on yr back on the odr side of bed and then just take a deep breathe and stretch yr body completely. take a few more deep breaths and as u exhale , make sure u pull yr abs inside and hold as long as u can .yr hands cn b left to hang at the back..  then again take a deep breathe and so on. u cn do this for 4-5 breaths. also try to look at the hanging palms , that is very good for the eyes. this is also good for the face as there is a lot of blood flow to the brain and face this way. this wl improve the blood circulation in yr face and yr face wl look better.

CAUTION: High BP or Heart Patients or suffering from any odr serious disease, pl consult yr docctor before doing them .

next , u need to bring yr both feet at the level of the bed/ body , cross them at the ends, and bring yr two hands at the back also in a cross at the palms and then take a few  deep breaths.
 these r for the back.
 for the abs , u need to first pull up both yr legs to at high as u can , b careful , if u r too heavy weighted , then u might tend to loose yr balance or fall on the odr side, it is better that u  take suport of a chair or something at the back wid yr hands.
 then pull yr upper body up so that u r now in a boat shaped position and pulling yr abs inside. . this is v good for the abs as even trying to get yr upper body a little up , puts a lot of pressure on yr abs. u cn feel the pull on  yr abs while doing this . hold in this position for a few seconds and then release yr upper body .
 repeat the procedure 3-4 times.
 this is for the upper abs.
 now lower yr legs so that they r touching the floor. bend them to 90 degrees and make sure u r fixed to the bed by fixing yr knee at the cot ends. then again try to raise yr upper body . while doing this , keep yr hands upright and look at yr handa.
 this is v good for the lower abs .
 repeat 3-4 times.
 and lastly , just stretch yr whole body wid yr hands perpendicular to the body , stretched and  then again wid yr  hands stretched back . this way yr whole body wl get a nice stretch .
 even if u just lie down on a single cot bed , wid yr legs anbd hands on either side, and take a few deep breaths , yr body wl get a nice stretch and that wl help u to loose a lot of back fat .
 by doing these exercises , see how yr back fat starts vanishing in few days and how u feel that yr whole body has got elongated .
 this wl also help those with faulty posture to improve the same. 

Saturday, 20 July 2013

How To Buy An UMBRELLA ??

 well , not much of guidelines .
 only two for this purpose to protect u from the rains :
 umbrellas that hav the metal rods fixed to the fabric with stitches at intervals r stronger.
 there r also those avilable wherein the metal rods that holds the fabric stretched , r just put inside some holes ( made of plastic)at the end of the fabric , these umbrellas r not good as the rods keep on cuming out of the holes as also they r weak. u open them against the rains in an open area and yr umbrella is broken , by the strong gush of winds.
 secondly , it is better to buy umbrellas that hav their handles bent in a U shape , where u hold the umbrella,  that gives a better grip over the umbrella .
even if yr grip is a little loose , the umbrella wl not fall  off easily .  

how to prevent yr shopkeeper from cheating u ?

How to make sure yr local shopkeper gives u genuine stuff and also at a fair and reasonable price?

well , the trick /tip is simple, nothing too much of a hassle.
 whenever i go to any small nearby local shops to buy any thing , the shopkeeper always shows me the best of things which wl actually b good to use and geuine. apart from that , he also takes time to show me things in  a little relaxed state of mind and slowly , AARAAM SEY  and does not rush to just somehow sell to me watever he can .
this is for shops which do not have a fixed rate /that does not have a price tag /label wherein no bargaining happens. this is for small veggeies and fruits store and odrs u may say , electrical appliances( small ones of day-to-day use) etc. he also knows which r the things that i wud like and if i m particular abt quality and / price etc.
 ALL  i do is I PATRONIZE  a particular shop- thats all , that does  the trick .
so the moment i enter that shop, the shopkeeper is all prepared to show me the best stuff and also giv me discounts.
of course, no doubt , u wl have to take the trouble yrself to know which shop u need to patronize.
maybe, i wl post tips on that also sometime.
as of now, i do so wid the help of my intuition. 

Thursday, 18 July 2013

a tip to improve will power and determination

A tip to develop will power and determination by my own experiences;
sometimes v r lazy or v just dont feel like doing a cetain activity or a work , it cud b anything for ex even doing yr daily exercise. 
so how do u make yrself do it ?
 its a simple trick , made by me, try it . wid me it works , see if it works for u too.
Trick: put yr tongue ( tip of tongue) on the upper palate of yr mouth at the point where yr upper teeth and gums join each odr ( at the back side of yr upper teeth/ inside the mouth) . this wl stop u from thinking that - oh , i dont feel like doing ex now etc and the moment this thought is not dere, actually u wl not have ANY thought wen u do this, yr mind sort of doesnt work ( as in , it cant think) in the sense that u kind of become " mechanical" and then u cn do watever u want to do bcoz usually it is our thoughts that prevents us from doing a certain thing and   then just DO yr that activity , exercise or watever it is. It really works bcoz most of the times we feel lazy only for the simple reason that v start thinking that oh , i dont feel like doing this now, or i feel lazy etc. 
this tip is also good for people who r v tensed as by doing this , unwanted thought that haunt us can b stopped  for that much time and that gives us some relief temporarily. 
also this tip cn also b used while watching tv or reading etc to have a presence of mind. 

Monday, 10 June 2013

Mumbai ki pehli Baarish - is pur ek kavita

Mumbai ki pehli baarish pur likhi meri kavita...

MUMBAI KI WARSHAA KA MERA PEHLA TAZURBAA 

EE hai bambai nagariya tu dekh babuaa,
hiyan kya howat hai , tu dekh babuaa. 
hinya jub baarish howey toh hoti jaawat hai, 
rukney ka naam he nahin lewat hai , 
 jo barsaa howat hai toh ittaa howat hai 
ki muu ghar mein ho , toh ghar mein he bundh ho jaawat hai , baahar nahin jaa sakat hai , 
 mu baahar howat hai toh baahar he reh jaawat hai , waapas  ghar nahin aa sakat hai ,
hiyaan ki jaan jo ki local hai , oo bhi bandh pur jaawat hai 
maaney ee huwa ki jo mumbai mein warshaa howat hai toh hiyan unaafficial haliday declare ho jaawat hai ,  
waisey toh humkaa baarish kono jyada pasand naahi, 
kaaran ki jub  baarish howat hai toh kieecharh ho jaawat hai, 
kaprha bhi  kharaab ho jaawat hai ,
saath mein humaarey baalon ka jo balow- daryy hai nah , oo jo hum sar pur chiriya ka ghoslaa banwaa kar aawat hai , 
 beauty paarlour sey , 
300 rupaye mein, 
oo bho kharaab ho jaawat hai 
ab paisaa kaa perh pur lagat hai??

aur fir hum toh  agrej ki aulaad hun  nah , 
fir ee humraa ghar  kaa 
 ,ki SASURI,
jub mun kiya toh jittaa jee chaahey garam-garam chaa surhak lein, aur jo khud ka chaa banaaiye key khaatir mun nahin hua toh bistar pur purey purey huwaan sey he maai ko aawaaj lagaai aur bol diya - 
 aey maai , jaraa chaa banaa dey nah , 
aur dekh u mein adrakh or eilaaichi achchey sey koot koot key daal denaa 
 aur tub maai kehat hai - muu abhi chaa nahin banaaa sakat hai , muu abhi pooja karat hai 
 toh hum kehat hai - ay maai , jaraa saa banaa dey naH, ITTAAA MUN KARAT HAI , 
 TU  APNI BIYTIYAA KEY LIYE ITTAA BHI NAHIN KAR SAKAT HO KAA?
toh oo thehri bhaartiya maai nah ,
jo ki mamtaa ki moorat hai  
toh u toh worldawide famous hai nah , 
apney mom key dil ko lekar , 
toh mokey dekh okaa mun pighlaa jaawat hai aur 
 uu kehhat hai - achchaa chal jaa , 
muu abhi do minute mein laawat hai , 
 aur fir dus minute baad oo apni bitiyaa key khaatir chaa key saath garma-garam  pakorhaa bhi le aawat hai , 
oo bhaartiya maai hai nah , 
BHOOL GAYE KAA AAP LOG??

lekin fir hum to idhar mumbai mein hun nah ,
toh HIYAAN  kon chai dewat hai ..
 EE SOCHEY KEY HUMAAR mun udaas ho jaawat hai .
fir jaisey he hinyaa ki baarish ka paani humrey upar parhat hai ,
toh humaar muh sey nikley hai -

waah rey mumbai ,
 YAAR, bahut kaminey ho tum ,
  humAAR mun BHI moh ley gawaaa....

Monday, 8 April 2013

meri taareef mein kuch aur ho jaaye...


Merei taareef mein kuch aur ho jaaye!

( With due respect to Bollywood actress Ms. Karishma Kapoor)
Woh jahan bhi jaati hai ,
Chaa jaati hai ,
Usmmein aisa kya khaas hai ??
Ye logon koh nahin pataa,
Lekin kuch toh khaas hai ,
Yeh sab koh pataa hai .

Dikhney mein kuch khaas nahin ,
Lekin usmein kuch khaas baat hai .,
Joh sab usey he dekhtey hain …
Bolti kuch khaas nahin ,
Lekin uski har baat mein kuch khaas  hai ,
Karti kuch khaas nahin ,
Lekin jo  bhi karti hai ,
Usmein kuch khaas hota hai ,
 Waisey toh woh khud kuch khaas nahin ,
 Lekin usmein kuch khaas hai .

Seedhi- saadi ,
Bholi surat ,
Dil sey Naadaan ,
Mun bachchon jaisa komal ,
 Uchalti , kudti , Khilkhila kar hansti ,
Over-excited bhi ho jaati ,
Over- emotional bhi ,
Bachchon ki tarah roney waali ,
Lekin baat karti hai ,
Toh burrey- burhon key bhi kaan kaatney waali ,
Nahin who daadi amma nahin ,
Woh  toh hai sweet si ,
Pleasant ,
Innocent ,.
Who hai ek khaas lurhki ,
 jismein kuch khaas nahin ,
 Lekin fir bhi usmein kuch khaas hai ,
YEHI USKi  KHAAS Baat  HAI ,
Yehi usmein khaas hai.,
Ki woh    kuch khaas hai .

Woh  anokhi hai ,
Adbhut hai ,
 Uskey jaisa aur koi nahin ,
Woh  shaayad kudrat ka koi KARISHMA hai ….
Hai Nah??
Uhun , Nahin ,
Woh KARISHMA nahin ,
Woh  Karishma Kapoor kyon hogi ,
Usey koi aur honey ki kya zarurat hai ,
Woh  khud koi kam hai kya ??? .

Toh fir Woh  shaayad koi chamatkaar hai , Ajooba hai ,
Kya waakai ????
Shaayad nahin ,
Shaayad HAAN ,
Haan ,
Haan ,
Woh  WOH  HAI ,
Jo AAJ Sey pehley kabhi koi nahin hua  ,
Aur nah koi hoga ,
Who bilkul allag hai , Sabsey Hatkey ,
Kyonki ,
Woh  toh koi aur nahin ,
Woh  hai ,
One and Only one ,
The Multi- talented ,
All-in-One ,
Only one of its kind ,
None odr than , ………
…………… ,
So ALL of u Put yr hands together and give a big round of applause for the
 100 percent
Original , unique and different ,
COMEDIAN NEELAM AGARWAL
Cheers!!!!!!








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Monday, 1 April 2013

thoda aur hans lijiye janaab ..is baar thoda zyada


A few more of my dose :

1.     A  few  days  back  there  was  a  piece  of  news  in  the  papers  that  mrs. Aishwarya  rai  said –  wats   the   obsession   of   the   people   of   the whole   of   the   country   with   aaradhya ?
Actually   it   seems   that   she   wants   to   say   that   people   shud   not   b obsessed   with   aaradhya   , but   actually   v   all   shud   b   obsessed   with her ,…LOL!!!


2.     Ek   baar   kisi   ney   mujh   sey   kaha –   main   aap   sey   milnaa   chahtaa hun
Mainey   poochaa –   who    kyon ?
Usney     jawaab    diya – main   dekhnaa    chahta    hun    ki   aap   kya  CHEEeeZ     hain ..
 Mainey    socha   ki    iska    kya    jawaab    dun ..
Aur    tab  fir mainey    ussey   kahaaa –
Jab    Khudaa    saarey    shrishhti    ki   rachnaa   kar   rahaa   thaa   toh   woh  ye bhool   gaya   ki   usey   saarey   shrishti   ki   rachnaa    karni   hai    aur   tab wo  saarey   key   saarey    gunn   jo    ki     khudaa     saarey    shrishti key logon mein    baantna      chahta   tha   ,    usney  wo    saarey     gunn    mujh    Akeley mein   he   daal   diya   aur   un   saarey   gunnon   sey   kewal    meri   rachnaa kar    di ..
Lekin ,

Lekin ,
.
.Lekin 
Fir bhi ,
. ,
..  ,
MAIN   Wo     BALAA    NAHIN   hun       JO    SHEESHEY    SEY    PATHAR    KOH TORHTHA     HAI ..
 Main   PREM   CHOPPRA   Nahin ..

        Koyal    si   meri    boli ,
Ku   ku     ,      ku   ku ,
Ku  ku        ku     ku ,
Soorat    hai   meri    bholi ,
Nain   merey    kajraarey ,
Hoth   merey   angaarey ,
..Dekh   key   dil   tera   khoney    lagaaa…
Lekin
 Fir   bhi ,


 Main    Woh    balaa   nahin   ,
 JO    SHEESHEY    SEY    PATHAR    KO   TORHTA    HAI .
Main PREM CHOPRA NAHIN ..
HA HA ......

few simple samples of my simple comedy


1.     Ek   baar   do   dost   hotey   hain ,
Aur   pataa   hai   , unkey   beech   kya   hua ?
.
.

Aap   kyon   jaanna     chahtey   hain ,
 Ki   do   Doston   key   beech   kya   hua ?





2.     Kahaawat    hai  -.Early   to bed   , early    to   rise ,
Makes   a   Man   healthy   , wealthy   and   wise ..

Is   liye   main   Roz  jaldi   bed   pur   chali   jaati   hoon

-Main    9   bajey   bed   pur   chali   jaati   hun ,
 Fir   ghanta  - do   ghanta   kitaab   purhti   hoon ,
 Aur     fir    thodi   der   music   sun   kar   1   baje   tak   so   jaati   hun ..





3.      Main   roz   subah   uthtey   he   sabsey   pehley   apney   kamrey   ki   saari khirhkiyan    aur   darwaazey   khol   deti   hoon   ,
 Aur   fir ,
 Fir    sey   so   jaati    hun ..
Aap   log   soch   rahey   hongey   ki   main   aisa   kyon   karti   hun ??


Actually   its    none   of   yr    business.








4.        kal    raat    main    ek  party  mein  gayi  thi ,
Wahan     aag   lag   gayi
Saara    hall dhuay  sey  bhar    gaya ,
Log  pareshaan  ho  rahey  they ,
Unkey  aankhon  sey  paani  aa  raha  tha..
.
.


 wahan  chole y bhaturey  ban  rahey  they  nah…






5. Pataa  hai , Rahul  mera  Sabsey  achchaa  dost  hai ,
Pataa  hai  kyon?


 -Kyonki ,
WOh ,
Mera ,
Iklautaa
 Dost  hai …






6.    Ek  baar  mainey  socha  ki  pataa  lagaya  jaaye  ki  merey  Rahul  koh  itna  gussa  kyon  aata  hai ,
Kyonki  yeh  toh  humein  pataa  hai  ki  Albert  Pinto  koh  itna  gussa  kyon aata  hai ..Yeh  humein  tub  pataa  lag  gaya  tha  jab  takreeban  20 -25  saal pehley  ye  picture  aayi  thi ..
Toh  mainey  socha  ,
Lekin  mujhey   samajh  mein  nahin   aaya.
Fir  mainey  aur  socha ,
Fir  bhi  samajh  mein  nahin  aaya.
Fir  maine  thoda  aur  socha ..
Aakhir mujhey  samajh  mein  aa  he  gaya . .
Mujhey   pataa  chal  gayaa  ki   Merey Rahul  koh  itna  gussa  isliye  aata  hai




 Kyon ki ..
Rahul ,
HOT  BLOODED
 hai..







7.       Ek   baar  mainey  Rahul  sey  kaha  –
 Pataa  hai  Rahul  , Merey  jokes  key  hero   tum  ho ,
Is  pur  Rahul  burra  khush  ho  gaya  ,
Usney  Kaha – such ,
Mainey  kaha  – haan,
Usney  poocha  – kya  role  hai  mera ?
Mainey  kaha  – Joker  ka ,



-Jokes   ka  hero  toh  Joker  hota  hai   nah..



8.      aap  log   jaanna   chahtey   hongey   nah   ki   yeh   Rahul   kaun   Hai ?
Actually   ye   mujhey   bhi   nahin   pataa, 
  
Jab   mujhey   pataa   chal   jaayega   toh   main   aap   logon   ko   bhi   bataa dungi ..
Aur   waisey   naam   mein   kya   rakha   hai ,

- koi   bhi   apna   naam   Rahul   rakh   sakta   hai ,
Aap ,  aap  , aap  bhi  ya   main   bhi ,
Koi   kuch   nahin   kehney   waala..
Lol!!




9.    Hum   larhkliyon   koh   apni   umar   humesha  kam   lagti   hai ,
Toh   dekhiye   ki   ek   baar   kya   hua ..
Ek   baar   ek  larhki  ney  ek  aadmi  sey  poocha  – wat  is  yr  age ?
Aadmi  ney  jawaab  diya - I  m  43  yrs  old.
Larhk i ney   kaha –Ohhhh   u   r   soooo     old…
Tab   us   aadmi   ney   larhki   sey   poocha   , wat   is   yr   age ?
Larhki  ney  smile  key  saath  jawaab  diya –


 ohhhhhh

 I  m   JUUUUUUST      43 ..




10 .     hum   larhkiyan   apneyy   larhki   honey   ka   bahut   faayda   uthaati   hain ,
Aur   isi   baat  ka   fayda   utha   kar    hum   kabhi   bhi   kisi   koh   bhi  kuch  bhi keh  datey   hain  ,
 Jab  murzi ,   daant   detey   hain ..
Aur   saath   mein   aisaa    bhi   keh   detey   hain   –
Sharm    Nahin  aati  ,
 Ek
larhki   sey   aisey   baat    kartey    ho ?
Yaani   ki   jab   koi   bhi   kisi   larhki   sey   miley   to    usey  bus 

 sharmaatey   rehna    chahiye.
.sharmaatey   rehna   chahiyeee


11.      isi   baat   pur   suniye   ki   ek   baar   kya    hua .
Ek   baar   ek   larhki   key   boy friend   ney   larhki   sey   poocha   – hi , kya kar rahi
thi ? ?
Larhki   ka   us   samay   mood   kuch   kharaab   tha ,
Bus   larhki   koh   mauka   mil   gaya   ,   apna   gussa   utaarney    ka .
Larhki   ek   dum   sey   gussa   ho   kar   kehney   lagi   – Sharm   Nahin   aati ,
Ek   larhki   sey   poochtey   ho   ki   woh   kya   kar   rahi   thi ?
Bf   koh   samajh   mein   nahin   aaya   ki   usney   aisy   kaun   si   galti   kar   di ,
Lekin     fir   bhi  usney  kaha  -   sry   galti   ho   gayi   , Maaf   kar     do    nah ..
Tab   larhki   ney   kaha    - achchaa    theek   hai ,   is   baar   maaf   kar   deti hun ,
Lekin   aagey   sey   mat   poochna   ki   main   kya   kar   rahi   thi ,
Aur   is   baar   bataa   bhi   deti   hun   ki    main  kya   kar   rahi   thi –

Stupiiiiid ,
Main    Apna    PEDICURE   kar   rahi    thi…




12.       A   poetic    comedy


Logon  ney  kaha ,
Main   bilkul   terey   jaisi   lagti   hun ,
Logon   ney   kaha ,
Main   bilkul   terey   jaisi   lagti   hun ,
Mainey   kahaa   maana ,
Bilkul
JOKER   jaisi  
 Lagti   hun ..
Mainey  kahaa   maana ,
Bilkul   JOKER   JAISI   lagti   hun ..
Usney   kaha   –   shayari   ka   sahaara    lekar   tumney    mujhey   joker    banaa    diya ?
Mainey    kahaa   –
Jaantey    nahin   Bewakoof ,
BANIYAA   ki   BETI    HOON ,
 HUR     MAUKEY   KA
 POORA    POORA    FAYDAAA
 UTHAATI    HOON …

Ha Ha ...
LALLU !!

who am I?


It  is   said  –  Laughter  is  v  good  for health .
Let me tell u y ?
Well it has been researched and found out that wen v laugh , a chemical called SEROTONIN , which is a happy hormone , gets released by the brain in our system in our  blood  and so wen v laugh , v feel happy and v feel gr8 which in turn adds to our health n then everything else ..
So LAUGH < ..Laugh Lots …….
So I have taken this responsibility to make everone , my fellow human beings , LAUGH AND MAKE THEM HAPPY.
Or AT LEAST MAKE THEM HAPPIER ………
Thru my COMEDY>>By COMEDIENNE   NEELAM AGARWAL…

My stand up comedy is light ,  simple , subtle and clean . I create my own genres of comedy . my comedy is very different and innovative , Good or bad , That’s for u to decide.
I write my own script for my shows and they r usually inspired from my real life experiences. My stand – up comedy  is usually in hindi , sometimes  in English also .
 I have made a lot of different genres of comedy , a lot of different varities of them .My one show of 30 mins wud ideally have 3 different types of genres , each genre for abt 10 mins, however here I m flexible acc to the client’s requirements.
I got into this industry late in life and this happened by God’s grace. One fine morning , a few years back , when I got up , I had  a few thoughts in my mind . I took a pen and started penning my thoughts on a sheet of paper and I saw that I had written a poem , a humorous one. And from dere onwards , started my journey of humour  writings and of course , followed by performances ,however , the seeds of humour , in me , I believe had got sowed , long back .
I shifted to Bangalore about 5 years back and I took up a job in an event management company as an outstation marketing manager. It so happened that once I was narrating an incident to one of my colleagues  that occurred during my work trip , and she made a v dumb face on which I commented something  and that was it – she started laughing. And then kept on laughing , and then I too laughed and then she laughed more and then me and so on … that day , A COMEDIAN was Born .
After that day , every thing that I said dere in office wud b funny , kind of , funny , I mean . That colleague of mine always laughed at whatever I said . and gradually everyone started to do the same . and then finally came a day wen the moment I entered the office premises in the morning , all my colleagues started laughing the moment they saw my face. And since then I wanted to make people laugh ,   so probably the roots were sown already  but took a little more time before I cud actually start writing humour.
I was born and brought up in Kolkata , I m not a Bengali by the way , I m the other majority population in kol, Marwari and was born wid a silver spoon in my mouth , or I think , it wud be more appropriate to say , a golden spoon or may be , I shud say , Platinum spoon , as thats more expensive. I hail from a business class Marwari joint family , having multiple businesses like factories , tea garden , transport business etc.In one of our factory functions , the then president Mr.  Gyani Zail singh was the chief guest and Mr. Manmohan Singh , then finance minister of India , had also attened that event . Those days , we were one of the biggest industrialists , people used to call us  – Bigshots , in Delhi., my father was the Chairman cum M.D. of our business and I was his favourite nd so , pampered  too .I had a personal maid for every need of mine and never stepped out of the house widout a car and driver.
I was a typical simple , innocent and naïve school girl and knew nothing more than getting up , going to school and then  cuming bk , eating , resting , doing home work and sleep off only to start anodr day with the same routine . I was also a hard core introvert , u  cant believe noh .. but yes , its true.
Did my entire schooling in a Birla School in Kolkata  and after that , went to Delhi , joined Gargi College , Bsc ( botany ) honours .. but now a graduate by correspondence , in English , B.A. I also did a one year diploma in Interior Design fronm South Delhi polytechnique , Lajpat nagar ,Then I became a member of Delhi gliding Club , a life – member , and then got enrolled in the DELHI FLYING CLUB . I then planned to go to the  U S for a commercial pilot’s license , but cud not get a  visa , thrice it got rejected  then I did a one year diploma course in Travel & tourism and I did v well dere..Then I did a few odd jobs and  also worked in a few BPO’s in Delhi. there those days while I was working in a Bpo , I was extremely quiet and so v introvert that once one of my colleagues actually commented that - Neelam , At least , sometime, u CAN open yr mouth.
Ultimately , a few years bk , wen I got into writing , I realized , yes , I m basically a CREATIVE person by nature , a passionate person , and so I turned my hobby into profession . Bcoz unless I like something , I cant do that thing .
So then , this is how , a new ME was born , v different . i myself cud have never imagined that one day , I wud b doing such a thing .
I still don’t believe that I m a Stand – Up comedian ., Funny  Noh , so then cum ,  Laugh Aloud along  with me ,
Ha ha .. Ho ho ..hee hee , ho ho .. no , I don’t like ho ho .. that’s too men- like  .. I m a female , grace is essential so only the first three ways of laughter is fine wid me..
Bcoz that’s wat u r supposed to do wen u see me or hear me or even , Think of me .
The moment u think of me, U shud start Laughing .. and that’s wat my aim is , as a stand – up comedian .
I have created already about 10 – 12 genres of comedy of my own , of different varities and have also made a comedy cum entertainment show and also poetic comedy , duo comedy etc...and I have also written a solo comedy skit , a musical , of 40  mins ,incorporating bollywood songs and dance sequences,  to b performed alone by me and choreographed and acting also decidedn done  by me, alone.  
I promise , u wl find my comedy v diff and innovative ..
As a person , I m v strong believer of morals and values and follow them v strictly . To me , Genuinity is extremely essential and I don’t accommodate any one who has proved to b dishonest or who doesn’t keep his/her worfds . I don’t like wen people don’t keep their promises or say lies. I m a gud lie detector too , no one gets away wid a lie with me and so if anyone tries to lie to me , then def I cum to know abt it and I never ever associate wid such people , irrespective of who he/she may be ,which is y I keep telling everyone , plz don’t lie to me ever. .Anyone who offers something or makes a promise and doesn’t keep it , I hate such people and Never ever Work with them , no matter wat they offer. I don’t care... It is my ethics , morals and values which r the MOST imp to me in life , Above ANYTHING else , Even Money , For that matter..I never compromise on these things no matter  wat  one  offers.
   Apart from being a “ funny “ lady , I m also a v serious person , on the contrary . I m a board member with a hindi weekly newspaper -, recently launched in Delhi , Maharana Sandesh , chiefly dealing wid social issues and I support all causes, welfare of mankind is one of my major life  goals .I m both a reporter cum writer, columnist with this weekly , Though a free- lancer. Soon wl get registered as a member of the Press club, Bangalore. In the first edition of the newspaper , Three of my humour poems ( poetic comedy )were published along wid a picture of mine.
Apart from this , I also Received an invitation to becum a member of the International dance Council , affiliated to the UNESCO , having its Head quarters in Paris. I got nominated for membership directly from the president and membership to this organization happens only by nomination from the president himself .This is the highest body for dance in the world and is recognized by all the govts , national and international ,all the top  dance organizations etc and has more than 200 countries as its member.I have not yet completed the formalities of membership and so for now , my name is listed in the Global Dance Directory .I have also received an invitation from the President of the Organization to visit their office if I ever happened to b in Paris.
To add , I have also made my own brands of comedy  for the radio which u wl hear v soon .
This , in short , is me , A funny , witty lady ..slightly crazy and unconventional .. that’s my nature , to b unconventional…
To do , Wat I feel like .. rather than going by the rules of the society ..
I m a free bird..i have wings to fly and so , I fly …flapping my wings.i go wherever my wings take me along wid them ... no one  dictates me ..or controls me..
No one tells me wat to do or wat not to do..
I do wat I want to do , The way I want to  , No one has a say in wat I do ..
I m my own master of my life and will…and work..


My work is my passion ,
Bcoz ,
I have turned  my passion into  my  work..
This is me , written by me , for me ..

Some live to work and enjoy ,
I enjoy so that I cn  live to  work..
This is again , Me
Written by me , for me..
Lastly ,
TO THINK , DREAM, WRITE, CREATE AND INNOVATE   IZZZZZ   Meeeeeeeee….
N this is not ALLLL……
DERE”S LOTS MORE TO B SAID N HEARD ..
TO B DISCOVERED..

“I M N INTELLIGENT N INTERESTING COMBINATION CUM CREATIVITY BIRD
 BITH( with) BOTH, BEAUTY BITH( with) BRAINS “
This Again , in short is me .
Attached r a few of my’ small simple sample’ of my jokes,
The more complicated ones r for u to see yourrself , witness and laugh at the venue..
Ha ha ..h Ee hee …
Lol!!
Lol!!

P.S. This write-up has been written and created and composed by me , everything in it including the poems r written by me myself for me, myself
THANX  FOR  READING  MEEE,
COMEDIeNNE NEELAM AGARWAL,

YR HUMBLE Laughter- BUDDY FOR LIFE ..LAUGH , LAUGH ,  LAUGH NOH HA HA HA !!!